hexaflexagonbear [he/him]

This quip would hit better if you weren’t defending the honor of a state committing genocide right now.

CIA agents in 2018: my tummy horts I think I got hit by a commie death ray =(

Cab you use it to look up instructions on how to disable it?

Clocking in to make money for my boss and landlord o7

With the help of AI changes to basic knowledge could get more frequent.

Yeah but some people find them boring to look at so we have to keep building prisons instead.

Ash Williams moves to the suburbs

Is your neighbour dual-wielding lawnmowers?

Maybe, but for Civ 6 specifically the launcher came out a few years into the game’s lifespan, so I’m not sure they were doing it for whatever marginal revenue benefit that would be. I imagine selling DLC without Steam or whatever storefront getting a cut might be a motivating factor.

Trans scientist inventing a gender that observes a different speed of light in different inertial reference frames.

Bethesda games are just a jobs program for modders at this point

It’s not named after the emperor, it’s named after the dog whisperer.

PDE course?

It’s funny how despite social media becoming very normal, the old phenomenon of most content getting generated by a small portion of power users persists.

Is one hedgehog baby missing D:

I did a PhD so I was a little late to the “real world” than other millenials. And I gotta say GenZ are in a much worse boat than millenials depending on location. In the Toronto area I’d say there’s a lucky subset of millenials who will never afford a home but have been in a rent-controlled unit for a few years. Idk how affordable having an apartment to yourself would be for gen z. To spend only 35% of your income on rent in Toronto right now for a 1 bedroom you’d need to be in the top quintile for HH income.

I think I joked previously the millenial experience was going on zillow to look at houses you’ll never afford while the genz experience is looking at apartments you’ll never afford.

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Also looks better if you interpret it as a score than, say, a 9/11.

Lol the stars on the Aussie flag work so well here