gimpchrist

Haha it’s me

The ol boosteroo! Nice and simple.

Went from a mustache to a goatee

Thanks for not being an asshole

Wellp.

I had a friend like that but then his girlfriend hated me so we don’t talk anymore haha boo

All you really have to do is remember one mushroom and find it a lot… you don’t have to know all of them

If the pizza is made from real quality ingredients to begin with you should be comfortable with eating it cold judgement eyes

Do a Google search for books for stepdads instead of books for stepmoms maybe you’ll have better search results because I just did it and I found a bunch of books.

There are online therapists now

Dawg you need to go talk to somebody cuz you’re obviously traumatized from when you were 6 and you need some actual professional help from somebody who knows what the fuck they’re doing and I don’t mean that in a mean way.

Also playgrounds

Nah dawg you’re the only sad one here, on a post about a joke, acting like some kind of fucking weirdo.

Buddy… at the end of the day it’s a fucking cartoon calm down

This is just great

Tru

This is so stupid lmao I love it

That’s actually a pretty good comeback tho…lol

Commenting for the purpose of generating activity is my favorite activity