DUMBASS

That photo is why I’ve covered my cameras, if that creepy spying fuck does it, there must be a reason.

Pspspspspspspspsp here kitty.

Dumbass… You’re supposed to shit into tiny tubes and sell them at raves… People have no business sense anymore.

My housemate used to bring me my pillow and blanket because he knew I would be there all night and at least I could be warm.

Jinx what? Everything’s fucked right now.

The ships sinking and on fire, yeah the water will put it out eventually, but we’re still sinking.

Man, now other people’s cats are staring at me on the toilet.

It’s lived past is expected use case a set of headphones should be, this is reality bleading though your headphones.

Can anyone join that or do you need to have a gym membership?

I sued him for malpractice after he slapped the shit out of me in a session.

That’s probably a good thing, I’d be calling them all poor cunts every time they requested money.

Can I reply back?

Hahahah good luck with that, I’m poor as fuck.

Ha! Jokes on you google, I don’t have any friends…

Why you angry at me? I didn’t post the meme, you need to chill out brother.

I’m not your babysitter.

Settle down, it’s just a meme, no need to go nuclear.

Settle down, it’s just a meme, no need to go nuclear.

Glad to see I’m not the only one who noticed that.

Binge watching gaming cat.

Target practice.