Happy 626th birthday to our AI overlords.

That was after a visit from Madame Guinan.

Luns: I fokk (breed) horses

Kennedy: Pardon?

Luns: Yes, paarden (horses)

Cool find, but it can’t live in the middle of the keyboard, and I worry about the driver quality since it’s not from Synaptics like the original.

BOOOOO!

Only reason I’d still buy Lenovo just went out the window.

You want the big files to live on the NAS, but be navigable from your home dir for convenience and to discourage saving to the local disk.

And make symlinks for large collections, like ~/photos -> /mnt/nas/photos

God forbid you want to use search exclusion.

Oh, you searched for “some item -plastic”, guess that means you want all these bestselling plastic ones.

Western stooge of Russia demands Ukraine surrender the lands taken by invasion.

Missed opportunity to put CEO ghost in the background.

Maybe one of the openings is to help with their stalled ERP software migration.

Mildly infuriating you didn’t say what’s being measured.

You want to ban private sales? Are you for real or do you work for the MLS?

Turns out most people would rather eat than have a smartphone.

You won’t get the next billion until there’s progress on the number living in abject poverty.

That also goes to show why to not waste 3 days to shave 2 seconds off a program that gets run once a week.

Elmo is too cheap to give his customers real door handles when it can be done in software.

Can you install a jailbreak OS, or is that not allowed for “safety”?

What’s wrong with a little gamification to encourage civic responsibility?

I need another sticker for my coffee jar:

Where is the meme?