Germans browsing Lemmy at 3am: Guten Morgen

Edit: I used AI to make this. I’m not proud, but I am lazy.

My cat loves belly scratches. He won’t attack. I promise.

You learn weird things about your cats when sitting on the toilet.

My guess is there is an admin that knows where each contributor is from. And can approve or decline check in requests.

Guns?

That’s definitely a picture of an Ewok

Look at all this money at saved by firing all the people that created the products we’re profiting on

I never played it. I didn’t think there was driving. Or that it was made for kids

Just gonna point this out, GTA is one of the most accessible games for kids learning to play a game. Shooters are very difficult to grasp aiming with one thumb, moving with another, and shooting. Games where you have to follow instructions or solve puzzles are impossible till a kid gets the hang of games.

GTA? X button gets in and out of any car you want. Driving couldn’t be easier and is so much fun. Get out of the car and run around till you get bored, then just hop in another car.

And when you die? No reading, or lengthy instructions you need to follow. No, just spawn outside a hospital right next to another car.

I always felt like somebody needed to create a GTA clone just for kids. Everything about it should stay the exact same, just cartoonify the violence and get rid of the sex and drugs and stuff.

Exactly.

Reminds me of Microsoft Office changing things over the years for accessibility purposes, but just making it harder for me to use.

All but those Starlink satellites….

I remember a republican coworker arguing that Interstellar’s concept of time dilation was super unrealistic and that can’t possibly be how things are. All this to say, I’m sure Einstein is about to be cancelled and relativity denied as hard as climate change.

Don’t be so sure about the not going up part. Prices will always go up!

But their nephew’s painting on the wall is worth a million bucks.

Don’t bother quoting a hypocrite. They don’t care and their supporters don’t either.

Just a friendly reminder that billionaires sold not exist. They should be taxed out of existence.

But inflation for the wealthy was a lot more than inflation for everybody else. If you earn over a million a year, your income MUST increase by at least 2x PER YEAR in order to stay competitive against the rest of the ruling class! Won’t somebody think of the billionaires!!!

I bought my son a computer for Christmas and put an i9 in it. Not a great graphics card, but it gets the job done. Bought him some games on steam that play great. He was playing a first person shooter on chrome today.