I have the wrong friends.
Jokes aside, that’s way too much food for 5 people.
Secondly, from a guy’s standpoint, that’s way too much prep work for a guys gathering/sport watching, it’s almost weird. It’s not a house party, all you need is something casual like chips and beers, then if anyone feels hungry you order some pizza or wings delivered (based on what everyone preferred at the time).
you can almost get it to say anything with the right prompt. You can even make it contradict itself.