implying Google has customer service

Studios want to hire actors for a single day’s pay then use their image in whatever “AI” generated horrors they feel like forever

Try it, you’ll like it

Games are free on PC, or at least very cheap if you insist on actually purchasing them

That’s a problem that will solve itself as instances and communities grow and mature.

If you want to get really pedantic, none of the three completely different arthropods commonly called daddy longlegs are true bugs. True bugs are the order Hemiptera while crane flies are in Diptera and cellar spiders and harvestmen aren’t insects at all.

Also, Opiliones don’t produce silk and don’t make webs, but Pholcidae do.

rookie numbers

also use firefox

Could also be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones?useskin=vector which aren’t spiders but still are arachnids and have 8 legs, or even https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly?useskin=vector which are not arachnids at all, but insects and have 6 legs. All 3 different groups are called daddy longlegs.

Hey this is the one where the pilot has to choose the exact right moment to fold the whole thing in half and if they fuck up it explodes and kills everyone onboard

Steal everything until capitalism collapses

When you aren’t using ad blocking for some reason

Label the gas can 44 billion dollars

Meticulously sewing each bee into a protective suit

firefox and a torrent client

It’s not crypto mining, because crypto mining is basically worthless on consumer hardware now. What it does is run its own ads and pay you for enduring them and being spied upon by them in its own cryptocurrency.

Kinda hoping to stretch it until tablet style foldables get reasonably reliable and affordable

Pop os, but don’t install brave, it’s bullshit cryptocurrency spyware.

Galaxy note 9. It’s the peak smartphone, no holepunch nonsense, every useful feature, still plenty fast. The only drawbacks are that the battery is starting to wear out, which is fixable with a bit of fuss, and the screen has a little bit of keyboard burn in, only visible on all black screens.

You ever heard of the cobra effect

Genius, a direct financial incentive to maximize the imaginary internet points, surely there’s no way this will just make karma farming bot problem so much worse.

Capitalists are so fucking dumb.