Well it’s been 24 months since I’ve last heard that kind of complaint…

It looks like an English Springer Spaniel to me. And what do you mean about the eyes? What looks wrong to you?

Give it a couple years… and then a few more.

Do you think this cat is leading a double life? They’re raking in twice the treats and food!

There’s a lot of references to this, but it looks like there’s not a known source. Interestingly, the first reference to this tablet was from 1908. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2012/10/22/world-end/