Back in Black!
Geese have entered the chat with an unapologetic level of aggression
And heavy petting for everyone.
Have you heard the one where your fiesta takes adderall?
It turns into a focus.
Not original material but I had to say it
May cats everywhere around this time of year be flexin in their Tims.
I’ve had one of these on my work laptop for a while now.
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Never get into a two front war. They’ll outflank you in a heartbeat and you’ll be tossing out floor food and going for the stain remover.
You open the can and a creature hellbent on murder is trying to trip you to death between your feet
I’m so sorry. Most of my cats lived to be 20 but one of them passed very unexpectedly at 9 years due to cancer. You’ll heal from this and the good memories will be with you forever.
One of mine would sleep on my head like a hat when I was a kid. My first cat as an adult would spend the entire night in the crook of my arm and spend the daytime next to me at my desk while I was studying
Clearly in a one on one meeting with Business Cat
The importance of properly winterizing for February starts with suffering through October and November.
I guess in the moment my gift was that I didn’t have to get a rabies shot? Time will tell if/when I see those critters again.
But when it’s 1:30am and two of them jump out of a dumpster at you as you’re taking out the trash after a night with friends it feels more like a standoff and your trash is a mafia-style bribe
I was cat-sitting for a friend once when the cat started scratching my friend’s couch. I wasn’t even looking at the cat and in a very gentle tone I said “I could could end you really quick if I wanted. Not cool, dude.” (obviously an empty threat)
The little guy went off to another room for his own little shame party then sulked back into the room and we were couch friends again.
They absolutely know what they’re up to.
Mine tried to hide in the cabinet above the sink. His guilty ass was displayed prominently on their website for years!