Complains that bubble needs to pop. Is trying to sell a condo but has it priced too high to attract any buyers. Doesn’t lower price.

My dude, your desire for more money is the bubble that’s holding back the sale.

Your scenario is a microcosm of the whole market.

Yeah but can you give me the cliff notes?

When the killing is in self defense or in the defense of many, many victims, is this called justifiable homicide?

Picklesisagoodboy

Don’t be ridiculous. He has a lawnmower in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

Please keep us updated with all future inconsequential misinterpretations.

-Management

The Tesla definitely has big, “Oh god, what the fuck? Why?” energy.

I remember in the 90s, upper-middle class people would buy the most god awful stuff because it was sold to them as expensive modern art. (Think Lydia’s parents in Beetlejuice)

The cybertruck has that same vibe. Its stupid and expensive and somehow that seems to be the appeal.

Bourxjeauxaseaux

That’s just the default cat face. 😾

The concept of being fed up with water is so alien to me. Water doesn’t have some powerful, delicious flavor but the sensation of drinking water is almost always one of satisfying refreshment.

How can you be irritated by water? “Damn it, this is only exactly what my body needs!”

Yes. I do like that.

Bake 'em away, toys!

I mean, I rarely actually watch videos on my phone, but I have done it several times when I’m on flights.

Mostly, I just like the flexibility that I get from having an SD card slot. Why do you think its annoying?

I also want a headphone jack and a removable battery. I’d be willing to have a slightly larger, slightly less water resistant phone if it had these features.

Jellyfin is legit. I do hesitate to forward/open the port to let it be accessible from the internet.

Why would I use my phone to watch videos and listen to music that I’m not streaming from the internet? That’s not a real question.

Audio and video files are rarely capable of causing the execution of malicious code. Don’t worry, its safe. If it wasn’t safe, the riaa and the film industry would have hacked the planet by now.

How else will I consume all of my … Linux ISOs … that I torrented?

What I took from this post is that I have a lot to learn about encoding.

Well, in our capitalist, corporately run oligopoly, its essentially the owners’ and managers’ responsibility to have as few employees as possible and to get them to do as much work as possible, to maximize shareholder profits. If being stressed makes you do more work, they want you to be stressed.

The customer already rings themselves up half the time, as it is. What else can we get them to do?

Should the customer bring the cart back? Probably. Would you like them to also sweep the floor if they track in any dust? Why don’t we have the customers just get the products they want off of the truck? Why do we need these companies to pay employees for any of this?

My favorite new captcha

I’m going to reply with an anecdotal no.

On my hardware, cinnamon “feels” faster than plasma.