I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don’t know why they did it but I’m not complaining.

I have no idea where that came from but alright… Here’s your well deserved upvote.

Love the image of wheeds just popping up all over your garden where you don’t want them.
It’s a great metaphor for the “HEY, TRY THIS NEW THING!” shit microsoft pulls.

Additionally much software (and hardware even more) primarely targets windows as a platform. The way printers mostly “just work”™ on Linux still amazes me, because printer vendors have all the incentives to make their stuff work for the most used platform, which sadly isn’t Linux right now.

Yeah, I remember the first time I saw the :// thing I felt myself having a little design-gasm.
This doesn’t touch the same spot for me…

Absolutely not an expert or anything, but is it possible that the partition of your harddrive that you’re trying to install Debian on (hd0) is too small?

Yeah, I’ve seen better strategic thinking…

You sound miserable. I hope you can find happiness, too.

Hey, random ass dude here. Thanks for valuing my time. <3

See, it’s like when the pticher catches a five yard touchdown right after being handed an off-site yelow card. If he doesn’t tackle a goal in the next round it will never be a double-birdie and I know nothing about sportsball.

Let me explain: The humor in this comic strip lies in the absurdity as well as the “comedic timing” in the pacing of the individual panels. The symbol at the start clearly depicts a very minimalist version of a person on a bike. The comic however “takes it literally” and imagines a person driving around with only two wheels, one of which runs between their butcheeks (also a “funny part” of the human body). It doesn’t show this right away but contrasts two panels where “nothing happens” with the sudden appearance of this… Thing. It gradually reveals three funny things: First, the absurd thought that what is shown in the symbol is literally what is happening, as explained before. Second, the wheel running through the butcheeks, and lastly, that the person doing this is suffering. This means, there must be some even more absurd circumstances that lead to this whole situation.

I hope I could explain to you how this is funny. Although jokes notoriously die while being dissected.

Edit: aaaaaand the comment is gone.

Eyyy, wellcome to enshitification!

I’m doing my part!

That’s exactly what I thought when I saw this. Looks very “lying with statistics”!

I equally love and hate that someone actually did this just for the stupid pun.

*with a folding chair!

Yeah, but if people don’t talk about it on twitter… or X, I suppose… then he has nothing to show for it to their advertisers. “Hey look, we were on TV, and newspapers write articles about us” is not really an argument for twitter anymore, they have been a household name for so long.

I can absolutely second that. My whole friggin life runs on todoist and it’s amazing (the app, not my life)!

If the buzz doesn’t translate to (paying) users or ad views he doesn’t profit shit from it.

I didn’t know that! Although that makes the x-axis label of “60 seconds” not right…