It’s back up in the play store

Touché

U just got cat photobombed

Password managers say hi

Kat

Who hates YouTube comments???

Updoots to the left

Awwww little lovebugs

Misleading. They did this with food they were about to throw away.

Buwomp

Kinda debatable. A free Palestine can be terrorist as well.

Yup. The best strategy is to lie down and spread out, with your hands under your head. The bigger the contact area between your body and the floor, the better. But good luck doing that while falling.

1 looks so chocolatey

No. The only bigger problem I have with the first image is permanence; the situation in the second picture is easier to clean up.

Classical music is still looking down at you from above. Kaikhosru Sorabji especially. He wrote a piece for piano that lasts 8 to 9 hours.

Have you seen the hold France and Russia keep in Africa?

• The CFA Franc still exists in Africa, even though France uses the euro and is an EU country. France enjoys a de facto veto on the boards of two banks of the CFA Franc zone.
• Those “Wagner” pieces of shit were doing business in Africa before they went to Ukraine.

If that’s not imperialism, I don’t know what is.

“Figure out how I’m gonna be completely happy and healthy for the rest of my life and then we can discuss chemotherapy”

That’s now how you fix things. Relinquishing capitalism doesn’t mean Stalinism, nor communism to be honest.

I’ve given up long ago, now I just write önsdag and whoever gets it gets it

No

Doesn’t seem bummed out about it. Not in the slightest.