A lot of ram is under lifetime warranty, check the manifacturer site (usually a serial lookup is enough).

Our cat has a craving for chocolate, milk and everything not good for her.

She’s not the brightest bulb

Out of general curiosity, what hotel is it? asking for a friend ofc

Simplest solution would be to setup the nfs/smb as storage for backups and making a backup schedule. Datacenter -> Storage -> Add -> SMB/CIFS

Datacenter > Backup > Add

“A bit loud” is understating it, those drives rip and tear (we use exos X18 drives). I pity the person trying to sleep next to those.

They are good though, while we had one (of 5) fail within the first week but that was quickly resolved.

All Linux iso’s, right?

A smart powerplug and/or a fingerbot would solve that problem I guess? But at that point it’s probably cheaper to buy a network connected picture frame.

You could use something like the Toshiba flash air?

Systemd timer to poll upower when running on battery power, when battery is at 20%, use either system beep or set system volume and play a sound?

Kont is also not the most used, nicest way of saying it. “Billen” is a better match.

I do blame the “why is it so different from English” on “Het Nederlands taalgenootschap”, that was an organization that decided that a lot of Dutchified English would be changed to more Dutch terms. So is “Math” changed into “Wiskunde/Rekenen”.

I use a single gpu that I detach from my host and reattach in a vm when I start the vm (and vice versa). I don’t think windows will enjoy a sudden lack of gpu.

As far as I know, no, rotary phones don’t use the nowadays default way of dial tones, so even numeric inputs in call menus don’t work

It used to work at least here in the Netherlands, when you send a sms to a landline, the phone company has a tts service that reads texts like: “incoming text from zero six one… (etc) with the following text: ok boomer” and repeating that twice.

Used to be a really mechanical voice, but I’ve not had a landline in at least ten years.

You can still receive texts on a rotorary right, then it’s read aloud by some computer voice

I use Trilium, it just scratched the need I had which obsidian and logseq couldn’t somehow.

Delivery people for the “My 600lbs life” TV show

Dutch profanity is fitting as much illnesses in a sentence as possible, with a few racistic remarks.