There was a very annoying radio ad for a musli brand when I was a child. I decided then that I would never buy their product ever. I’m 40 now and can proudly say that I still go out of my way to not buy any products from that company and to the best of my knowledge I’ve never eaten their products.

I get that the idea is to create recognition, but if it’s too annoying you won’t get a “Ah, I’ve heard that name I’ll go for this one” from me but a “Oh, that’s the annoying one, I’ll avoid it.”

I kind of like “Closed for the week” “Go away and don’t bother me, I’m closed this week due to bleeding.” :D

A common one in German is Erdbeerwoche (strawberry week).

I’ve been banned from several communities here for downvoting in one. At least that’s what the messages said. Got several bans for communities I didn’t even know existed 😂.