How dare you.

How do I sign up for the pateron?

Fine

Then I’ll be bad too

I’m out here in New/ 1hr / all fighting for my fucking life

Yeah production stopped but we’ve got warehouses of them still in their packaging. It’ll be decades before we go through all the brainlet wojaks produced before 2023.

Yeah I just don’t get what units it’s in. Decigrams?

Dumpster kitten princess.

Ftfy. Also the fuck is up with your scale? Is that grams ounces. Can’t be grams.

Remember to target 10-12g of weight gain per day. Feeding every 3-4 hours. Hope she doesn’t have latching issues. Faster you can get into solid food the better if can.

Time is a flat circle.

Life would be way cooler if we could actually do this. Like everyone sticks in one leg and we get one giant foot.

Hi larry.

That was literally 85-95% of lemmy from 2023-2025.

Some say Rachel Maddow is teasing the release of some papers that are going to be released to this very day.

Seriously. The queen of political ASMR/ gooning/ ruined orgasm queen. She’ll get you close but she’ll never let you cum. Lotta heavy breathing and pregnant pauses.

live pequeño

This is just so baby brained in its conception.

I’ll take “How did this television get a bullet hole in it?” for 300

Your student loan:

she looks like a “Marie Antoin le fifi de Supernintendo Chalmers” to me.