Nope.
And most of them translate to some variation of “I want food” and “where is my food” and “Soon, I will require food.”
HP HQ to Printer: DRINK A VERIFICATION CARTRIDGE
PLEASE DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN
North Korea just prints their own money!
Why you little…
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my meme. Prepare to die.
Un-dean-iable
I didn’t buy “one year” of gameplay I bought the fucking game.
That right there is the root of the overall problems we’re seeing: licensing, and the increasing willingness of assholes with MBAs to use licensing as a weapon to increase profits.
When you pay your money, you’re not getting anything but the right to use the thing for as long as the company decides to let you keep using it. They take your money AND they retain the right to revoke or change the license whenever and however they want.
The only way to win this kind of game is to a) not play it, and/or b) take to the high seas.
Hey all you cool cats and kittens, my husband is alive and well in “Costa Rica”
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I mean, to Twitter employees he’s already kind of a SpockBeard version of Jo Bennett from The Office:
Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what’s going on now? I mean, who owns
Dunder MifflinTwitter? Right? I mean,SabreX? What’s that? Some company I’ve never heard of? Down inTallahasseeHawthorne? Where is that? Near Mars?
I mean, look at the eyes of the CEO - if he was featured in a Unity game, he’d have “DEAD INSIDE” painted on him in indie developer blood.
Angel kinda did it in most seasons, but with a more “demonic law firm” angle.
If he started yelling after you started taking him outside, he’s probably wanting to go outside again.
If you take him out at the same time every day, he’ll probably learn the schedule pretty quickly and will be quieter during the non-walk times, as long as he knows he’ll get to go out again.
And let us not forget the Quake soundtrack by Trent Reznor
It’s in there: