Not a problem if you don’t let your cat go outside.

The paper trail of purchasing from a reputable company seems too risky for laundering. The Dev gets a cut of each store transaction, so maybe that’s the plan?

How much does the USA have in assets? I’m willing to bet more than $34,000,000,000,000.00.

All good. Don’t take it personally, my comment was a bad joke.

You misunderstand. I hate birds.

Letting your grass get tall is great for all the birds your cat will absolutely murder this spring.

No, it works under the faucet. You’re just impatient because it didn’t turn on after 1ms, so you move your hand closer and it turns on so you think it’s nearsighted.

It’s bad, but is it?

No black people in Alabama or Boston apparently.

I like his short hair and whiskers. I think I’ll go shave my cat entirely so he matches and see if YouTube has instructions how to declaw cats at home while I’m at it.

Just kidding, only trying to provoke the concern trolls in here.

I like your cat.

That is all.

No amount of money can ever buy you more time. Only a six year old should take the blue pill. That’s the moral of the story? I don’t know, it’s just a meme I guess.

Based on the * button, it looks like some sort of Roku device or TV with Roku built in.

Driving a car is why both are dangerous.

Edit: look up the most dangerous jobs BLS stats, and most common cause of death for almost all jobs is transportation related.

Go on…

Marking my calendar for Febcbeb 55th.

That’s a strange reason to live in the EU.

The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.

Well, single digit percentages are easy. If it helps, move your decimal to the right so 9% becomes 90%. You can probably calculate 90% of 3 because you can do 10% and subtract it and get 2.7. Now move your decimal back to the left and you get 9% of 3 which is 0.27. You can do the same with higher percentages once you learn to break them in to 10% pieces.

That parking lot looks packed, so this is worth your mental distress.