Note taped to the door: DO NOT use microwave cat is in time out

She looks like she’s giving the ol’ razzle dazzle

If I had a kid that asked for Newports, I’d just give em to them. Kinda curious to see where that goes

Then, unless you’re the owner, you’re getting underpaid

An evocative image that truly captures a genuine facet universal to the gem of human experience, for in the gulf between every one of us lies some kind of weird ghost thing fuckin up the steez

The Orange is strong in this one. They will do mighty things. Dumb and amusing, but mighty

Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it

There’s a solution you’re not seeing here:

They think they can just pave you over. Learn to use power tools and suddenly you can take just about anything apart 😘

This meme is about five bucks at Harbor Freight