Candy is serious business

Congratulations, you have understood the lesson Monopoly set out to teach us: This Nightmare Must End And Never Happen Again

Downward Cat

Jokes aren’t real, open your eyes sheeple!

Actually the idea that memes should be ‘good’ is a dangerous lie perpeuated by the capitalist cishet white patriarchy. Memes are supposed to be brave and important.

You guys have been predicting the collapse of capitalism for like 150 years. At some point you have to admit that your theory was wrong and go back to the drawing board. This is just sad.

If you think Das Kapital is in any way ‘science’ you’re fucking stupid

It could be a bumpy road, but go for it. Remember that no matter what happens, someone else has probably been there before and has asked for help online

For privacy and security? Yes. For usability? Noooo.

I’m sorry, I thought this was America

You can buy a Snap-On hat even if you don’t own any of their tools

Legs Up for Harambe

Sieze the carp, feed the carp to the cat, pet the cat

Long Live His Murphiness

I hate this so much.

This is what I did

Big naptime energy

Food ID positive, target acquired

TTLMaster was what I used to fix this a few years ago

Rigid is a relative term