No worries mate. Can be hard to detect tone in text.

Plus I should think a certain type of person will say this seriously.

I was being mildly amusing/tongue in cheek.

Yes. The American version.

I should have been clearer….that was the best pizza I’ve ever had.

It might well be, but for every sarcastic one I promise there’s 10 that will say this seriously.

….from the people that butchered the English language.

Many of them think that the US invented pizza, so…

You’ve got to get past the whole “if it’s not American (Or rather, what they’re used to…) it shit” as well.

When I was a kid my dad took me skiing to Sauze d’Oulx, there was this “hole in the wall” type place that did slices of rectangular pizza on a piece of card…I’ll never eat pizza, or food in general, that tasted like that ever again.

I use this.

We good or not?

No, but he’s not really what I think of when I think of “change” either.

Oddly enough people say that they voted for these policies for change. It’s a mess.

Only in porn.

Today the shop might be busy, with limited trolley availability, and this might end up being convenient. You’ve had a massive over reaction, and it’s essentially based on someone wasting their time and wearing out their shoes.

What is the first word and which is the constitution?

Just looked…the accounts still there. No apparent activity in a year.

I’m not even sure humanity as it is now will last that long…

We don’t, we will tip outstanding service for a meal say, usually just a few quid, but it’s slowly becoming more of a thing, like this at some busy bars in cities.

Dunno. I’ve seen this in the UK.

Double JD and coke for the equivalent of 5-6 quid isn’t cheap, but it’s definitely not expensive.

They’re probably too busy sharing links to Pixelfed.

What happens if you answer wrong?