Or “I want to sleep with you but I’d rather you die than have anyone find out.”
Or “I want to sleep with you but I’d rather you die than have anyone find out.”
That’s right, and the poor grades and stunted growth they’ll experience as a result of that hunger will build character.
No, you can only increase.
Thr bumper sticker specifies that you have been passed by the car therefore the car must be moving.
Now I have to wonder, does she wear a unicorn onesie all the time or does she put it on over her regular street clothes before driving? If the latter, why? Which came first, the sticker or the onesie? If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?
And, if you’re American, that you have to keep doing it until it kills you.
Technically correct but not the game in the picture.
It’s Joe Exotic of Tiger King fame.
The downvotes only validate I’m right
Now that’s some classic right wing cognitive dissonance.
Relax guys. We all know girls don’t fart.
I have also done this and never encounter anyone else who has.
I’m with you completely. I miss the good old days of shopping for my pants based on leg opening circumference and not constantly having to adjust my balls.
“Remove screws”
I really wish I didn’t agree with you. I’ve been telling my wife for years that we should leave before that stops being an option.
Is it vegan to sit on that high horse?
I’d bet all the cash in my wallet that the tacos were significantly better than anything from Buffalo Wild Wings.
There’s a firefox extension that upgrades the twitch player and blocks ads. Can’t remember the name but it was easy to find when I searched for it.