Down here in Straya, sometimes they crush the car and make em watch it being done

I call Levi by his name, but when he’s playing up my partner (who is from Singapore) calls him AYO UNKER GET DOWN AH

So that they can use someone else’s misfortune to make themselves feel morally superior.

I found the answer! It’s https://help.hulu.com/article/hulu-cancel-hulu-subscription

Local birds SLAMMED

And came 3rd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition!

So many gamed

And it’s still fucking awesome.

ALL THE SAND.

(it is definitely too sand)

I laugh every time I see this one.

DOGGO

It’s true. I was nearly killed by a cow. Turned my car into a convertible and missed my head by millimetres.

I’m on two hours sleep and zero litres of coffee. It’s late afternoon and my brain hurts

Shit like this is why I refuse to have a printer in my house. Between the exorbitant prices for fucking INK, the suspense of “will it actually work?” each time I print something, and the printer itself usually sounding like two geriatric robots fucking, I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.

You can say “fuck” on the internet.

Jujutsu Kaisen and Diablo 4. That could be awesome.

Got a new monitor, thank Mr Birthday Skeltal!*

*not my birthday but I got it early

Teach cropping in schols

I installed a chrome extension that removes all mentions of that shithole from my search results. Highly recommend!