I think whoever coded that views toggles as a yes/no.

Mistaaaaake

Next time tell them you’re training AI

I used to work the abuse department for an isp back at the turn of the century.

While we covered our arses by emailing customers “we have received a copyright notice blah blah don’t be naughty”, the companies that filed the “complaint”? Got a big fat “fuck off and come back with an Australian court order”

We never released a single customer detail. Because privacy laws in Australia meant $50,000 per breach.

Jesus christ, this is why Chaim Potok’s Chosen used to be mandatory high school reading

Well, we’re back at the same general level of computer literacy we were at the turn of the century so…

Every so often they need to send down a golf cart with a cow catcher on it

Uindex, but it’s recent stuff only.

Him pants be rolled up! For wading!

Get a ginger, they’re both

The entire Obama administration live rent free in his head

AI has determined that people like to give shopper cameras the finger and fuck with them

Apache webserver, very low level only the la part of a lamp. File server. Two proxmox, one to fuck around with vms on, one “production” hosting a HA instance, middleman on alpine that lists symlinks of contents on the file server in kodi-friendly naming format for the kodi machines in the lounge / bedroom /brewery and firewalled XP machine for legacy drivers on older camera equipment. Win7 machine physically airgapped and KVM’d on my main monitor/keyboard for my old school games and programs. Also has a CRU for drive recovery / backups. OpenWRT firewall.

I’ve professionally rolled out 300 qnaps to various sites- they’re pretty decent now

when I am king we shall hunt MBAs for sport.

it was an option in my kodi skin. I actually went out of my way to rip it out of the source code.

you show me a random movie poster I’m not gonna give a shit.

You show me a summary that says “Roland Emmerich directs the end of the world” and I’m there with the biggest bucket of popcorn ya got

We have one who worked out how to open a lever action handle that had been modified to lift up, not down and his brother, who likes to beat the shit out of a water fountain (which now has to live in the bathtub)

They are both orange

Orange cats are the sneakiest, craftiest little bastards imaginable. They can also be incredibly dumbass. The two are not exclusive, look at every character Brendan Fraser has played

Reminds you that while we domesticated dogs, cats just showed up and moved in

Ok.