Pathetic. My last shit had more integrity, and I have diarrhea.

Depends on how old the photo is. In the 1870s, the technology advanced to the point that a photograph could be taken in a fraction of a second.

I was shocked at how crappy Tim’s is when I finally visited for the first time. I thought it was supposed to some sacred institution beyond reproach, but it’s just the worst chain trash. Like Seattle’s Dick’s.

I literally can’t fit on planes with 30" seat pitch.

This problem seems to unique to you. What exact words did you use? I only drink black coffee, and in the decades I’ve ordered it from myriad coffeeshops, there has been a single time that I received a coffee with cream on it - and that was because I ordered a “regular” at Café Du Monde, which the menu clearly states is cafe au lait, so I quickly learned that it was entirely my own fault for not paying attention and not using amply descriptive words to communicate my desires.

Is there a right way to be irked?

Why does that specific label bother you? What defines “acceptable” parenthood to you?

This sounds like a conversation you should be having with your brother-in-law.

I am fully aware that my cats require far fewer resources than my stepsons, but that doesn’t prevent me from counting them as a valuable part of the family unit.

Also, we adopted all of our cats as very young kittens.

My parents and I are all grown ass-adults.

All family members are members of the family.

Yeah, but you train well.

Guess we’d better drive several species to extinction, then.

It’s not identical areas, champ.

Coconut oil

Butter

Also, harvesting palm oil is highly destructive to habitats for large cats and orangutans.

An entire Facebook, all by yourself?

Facebook did a big crackdown on “fake” names ages ago. I recall being forced to change my account to use my “real” name instead of the one by which most of my friends and acquaintances knew me. Have they given up trying to enforce this?

I found one!

But first, I found “wowcoc”

I rocked a Surface with Linux Mint for a few years. It worked great and was much more performant than Windows. I eventually got myself a proper laptop because I was wearing through multiple keyboard covers with the amount of typing I was doing, but I still keep it around as a backup.

Cut out the middleman and just lick them

Those seats look as uncomfortable as airplane seats, that’s what I was thinking

Literally the exact same thing I thought of before opening the comments