Same

OP loves adidas

That’s a great story! What a cool experience

Don’t forget your pizza

The OG Karen/Kyle

Hydrate and bidet.

Damn, that’s powerful.

Accurate

He needs to post to LegalCatAdvice. It’s clear he’s being framed.

To AI’s credit, they have the correct number of fingers.

Keep your dick in a vice

-AvE dude

Some might even call it an Odyssey

I’ll accept the degeneracy, but you can keep the rest.

It’s just a job lol

Got em!

The Babylon bee is right-wing trash.

Thanks for the clarification. That makes more sense lol.

And they don’t like oral sex because men’s tongues are so long either.

Ok, the first half was accurate but there’s no way this can be true.

I’ll allow it

Micro-burn