A couple weeks of holiday eating isn’t going to ruin a year’s worth of work… Now bring me my jug of eggnog!
A couple weeks of holiday eating isn’t going to ruin a year’s worth of work… Now bring me my jug of eggnog!
Except Israel isn’t the colonizer, it’s their land as much as it’s Palestinian land too.
Yeah, that could be Hamas too.
If you ran for 24 hours straight you’d have burned off a ton more than 2k calories…
Make better coleslaw maybe?
Everything hurting for no discernable reason isn’t normal at your age. The difference between your 20s and 30s is that in your 20s you don’t need to do anything to not hurt. In your 30s and beyond you’re gonna need to start taking care of yourself in order to not hurt. The pain is your body telling you something is wrong. Could be sleep apnea, hypertension, lack of activity or not enough recovery after activity. Again though, pain all the time for no reason isn’t actually normal until much later in life.
By reposting the meme, you have implicitly accepted full responsibility for it’s content. That’s like rule 7 of the Internet or something.
But other apes use tools…
Pictured: the moment Bob decided it was time to form a fucking union.
Oh man, staple crops are subsidized waaaaaayyy more heavily than beef. Some of this grain goes to the beef industry as feed, so it is indirectly supported by taxes. But the reality is that the soy, barley, beans, or whatever else is in that veggie burger are subsidized directly and more extensively.
We could have called them Flemish fries.
I was in my early teens in the 90s when leaded gas was finally banned in the US. Furthermore, lead doesn’t degrade, only slowly disperse. People born in the early 80s still got a hefty dose of lead. Yay us.
Elder millennial here, I get all three! What’s my prize?
You do know how much water is wasted to produce comments like this, right?
For some reason not returning the shopping cart makes me angrier than the meme about abusing self checkout.
I prefer my wheat shredded.
I have the soapy cilantro gene. Cilantro is one of my favorite flavors. No, I don’t generally like the taste of soap. The soapiness of cilantro is very mild for me and is lost in the strong flavor of the herb unless I specifically am looking for it.
But peas are beans.
I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.