I turned up my music and ignored him because historically nothing good happens when someone gets out of their car in traffic and you bet your sweet ass I made sure our bumpers were almost touching next red light.

Oh my birthday isn’t for a couple more years.

What is a cake day?

I want to see it broken down into the fatal and non-fatal portions and also the mental health of the cars at the time of the crash.

On the other hand I had a guy get out of his Jaguar the other day and yell at me a while because I stopped too close to his bumper.

Tomb raider came out six years after the Jurassic Park movie so Lara Croft knew what she was doing.

Oh man if I could do this I’d never leave my house again.

You obviously haven’t watched Friends.

I have exactly twenty-one minutes between post-snooze alarm and leaving my house.

Well the mechanical succubus/incubus solves one of those three problems.

They should make a mechanical succubus/incubus as a solution to the lowering birth rates.

Haha rectum.

Fierce.

It’s kind of a prude.

I know I’m old because not only am I scared and confused by this generation’s slang but also because I sat on my own balls this evening.

For leftists?

I’m just getting pushed further into the liberal-hole.

That’s a man who’s has never used a condom in his life.

That’s the look of a man who’s about to fuck two GILFS.

I concede to your point here.