A song I just got hooked on from him is biting list. Such a good way to tell someone to fudge off.

Ah, lucky. Our’s tail will wrap around stuff and drag it off tables. I swear when this cat goes, its tail is gonna detach and make a run for it.

Does your partner’s cat have a tail with a mind of it’s own? The kind that will cause destruction as they go? Ours does.

I was being sarcastic.

That’s one badass baby.

/s

Man do any of them exist anymore?

102% with a 2% margin for error.

These future sunflowers have some crazy takes.