The podcast looking into Richard Simmons disappearance was great.

You can be a Jew and not be welcomed, this is the point I’m making. With your behavior and clear disdain for the culture, you’re a drain on the community and aren’t welcome. Don’t agree, have your kids and wife at shul on Saturday while you are called to the bimah. I’ll gladly tune into the stream and have a nice laugh.

Your projection falls flat, you’ve proven yourself ignorant and dishonest.

I’d love to talk to your wife, she’s an even bigger loser than you are directly appropriating a religion that she’s not a part of. I’d have plenty to say to that sort of pos.

LMFAO, you think because you’re a Jew you’re kin of mine? Sheer arrogance and ignorance. Doesn’t mean you’re welcome, plenty of Jews end up exiled from their community for being pieces of shit. The kind who go around larp’ing as Jewish families fit that bill and your wife saying the prayers puts you firmly there.

You seem to misunderstand what constitutes a lie, which makes sense as you’ve been lying this entire thread and lying by appropriating Judaism and having your wife perform the mitzvot. Just top to bottom here.

You shall not deal falsely with others.

If only you’d adhered to that before culturally appropriating Judaism.

Seeing as your wife is the one reads the Torah in your house, maybe she can explain your hypocrisy there.

You’re not my kin, and your lying ass wouldn’t be welcomed in the tribe.

0/2… seriously, keep showing the world your ignorance. You’ve previously shown your ignorance wrt to the rabbinical stature in the community, now you’re mistakenly quoting passages LMFAO. Go find a rabbi and get learned. Your ignorance is spiraling.

We’ve done this dance, they’re called Shanda shiksa and goyisha.

The Truth is you culturally appropriate Judaism and you’re gross for doing it.

It’s not a lie, it’s a Truth you’re now unwilling to admit. You’re the one who’s lying about what you’ve previously admitted to. It’s not sanctimonious to be disgusted by the likes of you. Your family is culturally appropriating Judaism and your inability to come to grips with that is why you can’t keep your lies straight.

Easy solution here, stop larp’ing as a Jewish family.

Will, we’ve established it? You don’t know anything about the Torah. It definitely breaks out the various types of lies and even someone is ignored as you has read about it at a Passover Seder.

But here you are exposing your ignorance along with your dishonesty while projecting all of your failures as an individual onto others.

And I know you’ll respond because you’re just that pathetic. Every response just gives me another opportunity to explain to you how pathetic you are you are. So please please keep responding and keep exposing yourself for exactly what you are.

Actually can you get your wife on here? She’s gotta be smarter and more knowledgeable about being a Jew than you, she’s the one saying the bracha anyways. I’m starting to wonder if she even exists. You’re the type that had the girlfriend in Canada when you were in high school, aren’t you?

Yes, our lies are not comparable however, and you are lying about who you are and who your family is. I’m going to continue to post this fact.

I can only imagine what other lies you tell your wife. Although she’s also awful person faking being something she isn’t, so you two are clearly a match made in hell.

Shanda, shiksa and goyisha are the family names you’ve adopted. Now scuttle off loser.

LoL. You ain’t wrong. And from what I’ve gathered, the many of the people around here ain’t the kinda people in positions making hiring decisions.

Dude, all you’re doing is pivoting and moving the goal posts. It’s fine, like I said above where you’re trying to tap dance away your sins, no one’s pulling your Jew card. Plenty of Jews are losers, you’re in plentiful company. I’m done replying, I try to avoid trash in my day even when it continues to stick to my shoe.

I’m basing my comments on yours, you’re The one twisting your story as you go. You’re now trying to project blame because you know you’re helping your wife culturally appropriate a closed religion, and your ignorance of your religion isn’t an excuse. Shanda.

You said she performed the prayers. I said that’s offsides, you started making up bullshit about Rabbi’s not being authority on the basis of the religion. Her doing that is absolutely cultural appropriation and no matter how many times you reply or try to change your story, nothing’s going to change that.

You’re clearly an ignorant Jew. That’s fine, but FFS stop making shit up and stop larp’ing as a Jewish family when you’re CLEARLY not.

No lies here, just Truth you’re scared to face. Like I said before, go talk to a rabbi and get some guidance cuz you’re more lost than anyone who wandered the desert.

So she said the prayer. You admitted that. Case closed. You’re just justifying your guilt now and it’s pathetic.

You said they’re performing the prayers. That’s pretending to be something you’re not, and it’s gross.

Stop larp’ing and stop lying about being something you’re not.

That you think that’s a bigoted term just reinforces your complete lack of understanding of your culture and the language that is at the root of it. Your wife and children are Gentiles, you’re pretending they’re Jewish. Shiksa is 100% the appropriate term, even if your parents used it derogatorily in your household.

Even if I’m insulting them with a bigoted term, based on this conversation it’s fucking deserved LoL. People larp’ing as another religion as the lowest of the low.

There’s like 3 dozen angles to why your shiksa wife and kids shouldn’t be saying brachot. It’s more of a fact based gish gallop than moving the goal posts.

And yes Rabbi’s as the stewards of Judaism get to make the call what’s authentically Jewish and what’s not. That you’re unaware of these basic tenets of your culture and heritage is pretty fucking weird.

As I said above, you’re welcome to keep larp’ing as a Jewish family but you’re just lying to yourself and others. You seem to be really offended by this fact, maybe seeking counsel from a rabbi would help you with your conflicted emotions.

Why do the people who devote their lives to studying the scriptures of the religion get to be the ones who decide what’s acceptable within the religion and what’s not?

Because they’re literally the subject matter experts. It’s also pretty damn clear in the tanach too. In order to perform the mitzvah you need to be Jewish.

I’m not offended by how you choose to practice your religion, I’m pointing out that what you’re doing is absolutely cultural appropriation and off sides with the understood practice of the religion as a whole. You’re the one who seems to be offended by being called out on this, and that’s for you to come to grips with not me.

Rabbi’s aren’t Pope’s and they’re born to argue so when the vast majority of them clearly state that a non Jew saying Jewish prayers is contrary to the principles of the religion then I’m going to accept that as a religious decree.

So yea your non jewish wife saying the bracha is a problem. You’re welcome to practice as you see fit, no one’s going to pull your Jew card over it but that doesn’t make it halacha/Kosher/ cool or any other version of acceptable.

A non Jew saying Jewish prayers is absolutely appropriation. There’s a rather clear line of thinking surrounding this in the greater Jewish community especially amongst the rabbinical crowd, and the Messianics are a rather large part of it.