That’s concerning.

Step Toilet, why are you flashing your lights at me like that?

These questions make me feel old as hell.

Yay for success, I guess?

That’s why you should always keep treats in your pocket!

Calling is how you get someone to make sure there’s no cables down there.

Not until you say I can!

If you’re going to make people ask, don’t be a dick when they do.

She

I have one cat with both my favorite behavior and least favorite behavior.

She’ll sleep on my chest at night 🥰, but refuses to be picked up 😞.

This is what happens when the stupid try to manage the smart.

Wait… Are you telling me they WEREN’T born with those balls under the tailgate?

My house would be an endless battle of me wondering if I took my meds, and him wondering if he got his treats.

Fuck the police. Adding them to any situation is guaranteed to make everything worse.

I’d vote for that.

More people should be cats.

Me too! 😁

Or you end up spending hundreds to make sure it doesn’t, and then it still dies anyway.

Obligatory pic of one of my 4 little buddies.

As a Dad who doesn’t want more pets, I’d just like to clear something up.

We don’t dislike animals. Our heart doesn’t grow three sizes when you bring one home and catch us cuddling with it two days later.

I fucking LOVE animals, and I will cuddle the fuck out of anything that would let me, but I also know that nobody else in the house will make sure it’s fed and cleaned up after. So, no you can’t bring another animal home because I’ve already got enough on my plate, but when you do it anyway, be prepared for it to be MY little buddy.

It’s appalling that software companies would blatantly push branded propaganda like this!

I miss when games weren’t tainted by corporate advertising. We had good wholesome games like Yo Noid, Cool Spot, and Chex Quest!