Let them drink Coke!

Next you’re going to tell me it has what plants crave.

Lift with your knees!

You aren’t a guest if you aren’t invited, and if the door is locked, you ain’t invited.

I think if there was an important, relatable reason for them to be there, they would have made sure to mention it. I have to assume the reason that detail was left out is because even the Karen knew it was stupid.

Yup! You learn REAL fast, that if you just don’t make eye contact they’ll eventually go away.

I think our cat gets a little high on our spider plants. He can’t get enough.

I used to have a friend that complained that his alarm clock always went off late.

Then we became roommates and I learned that he usually just slept through the first hour of it going off.

Why not both? We rescued an abandoned Scottish fold, and now we spend plenty of money on her. She’s a sweetie!

Ok, so let’s assume there is no change in the US stance on Gaza. You and anyone you’ve convinced, don’t vote. Trump supporters are unaffected. Trump is now president. Then what? Have you made the world a better place?

You say they’ll be forced into a cease fire. Do you think that’s something they can just flip a switch and make it so? That’s an ongoing war on the other side of the planet involving at least three groups of people. In the meantime, you withhold your vote and Trump becomes president again. Now what?

We gotta get Harris there before we start asking her for favors.

I don’t understand what you’re trying to say with this response. I agree with the reversal completely. I’m willing to listen, because I am sympathetic to all the very real destruction happening over there, but can you explain how shitting on Harris benefits Palestine at all?

If the percentage of third party voters gets high enough, Trump wins. We’re not making that mistake again.

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We’ve all done it

Were you expecting a Google employee to notice the issue, think “Uh oh, I better let Moonrise know about this!” and type out an email for you?

Currently basking in the sun so his body temperature doesn’t drop too low.

Can’t argue with that!

French fries are meant to be dipped. If they have shit dumped all over them, they are no longer fries, they are potato nachos. Which is delicious, but it’s not French fries.

They’ve been bullying the good weirdos for decades, there’s no backtracking now!