I’d love another alias. That was my favorite phone.

This has been my solution for a long time.

Id probably try this on a job I really don’t think I’m going to get, or want. It’d be fun to see what happens.

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Honestly I got like 300 something on a progress photo and it sent my confidence to the moon. Prettiest I’ve ever felt.

Subspace

They can take the tip of my dick

Sync has this

Your IT dept tells jokes about you regularly

Holy shit that second one is fire.

Fuck yeah. Capitalism doesn’t deserve you at your best. Save that resource for yourself

Got a tux Norwegian forest cat we’ve named Rorschach. Also goes by “Love Shack” and Shaq

Naked women can pop a boner if they want. I don’t mind.

I just ask for extra hot with a spice rack for adjustments

Dude looked like a bald toby from the office

Yes

I know a submarine company that might help with deep water bit

Ah, the Hogwarts Legacy approach

Not like anyone on this Earth is going to gain anything from listening to his actual teachings or anything.

🤔🤌

Honestly this time, instead of crucifying him, we really should strap him down to a table and put him in a lab to see if we can figure out some more medical modern miracles before he rage quits to heaven again.

Not like anyone on this Earth is going to gain anything from listening to his actual teachings or anything.