I read this as “de gato.” Thought you were being cheeky lol got a good laugh out of me.

Oh my gourd!

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

Sounds like he’s the acting landlord coming to check on his properties and tenants but more importantly he’s there to collect. 😸

Gun Daddy*

Perfect fit.

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

*2

Cats of all sizes doing downward dog.

The Greenies treats made all the difference.

Scooter makes his biscuits from…scratch 😸

Looks like Rocket League. If so then this would be a highly offensive thing to say. Most of the players in casual are about 10 years old 😂

We support Bob. Don’t body shame Bob! He’s thicc.

Only 1 brain cell included per unit.

🤮

Great title, OP.

On the flip side, you’ll get free lip fillers and fresh honey.

It’s a possum-bility.

Why do these possum memes bring me so much joy… 😆

I see possum memes and upvote.