Damn, even your bootlegs have ads?! Bummer.

Got my taxes done. Pretty early this year too!

Looks like a Star Trek fork, I give it 3 out of 5 forks.

I believe it’s scraping the tines of a fine comb so they make a weird metallic sound that sometimes makes cats gag.

In that comparison, I’d argue that buttered toast is a pizza.

Depends how wet the week is.

I mean, I was just being sarcastic, but it seems like that.

Those aren’t minutes, they’re drying time units, which last as long as the dryer decides it wants them to last on any particular day.

I reeeeeally don’t think Portal qualifies as an FPS, but aight.

If you don’t want gaming to feel like work, maybe stop playing labor simulators. Like, isn’t the point of those games to make you feel like your working whatever job they’re “simulating”?

Fucking love me some Culver’s dude.

That’s gotta be some sour-ass cheese if you’re gonna use it to help scurvy.

…we started out friends?

And? Did you fix them?

Well, your fears are well-founded, mutation is one of the biggest drivers of evolution.

Who would bother to draw this? Who cares? There’s not even a joke.

“What happened to all the fish?”

"Somebody ate them!’

More like what’s right with them.

Don’t tell me how to feel

Don’t put hyperlinks in the title, it just types out all the formatting. Also, idk about fascinating.