I can’t believe Viggo Mortensen rode this bad boy all the way across that desert.

Love you

Yeah that sounds like an architect XD

I’m an engineer actually

You’re welcome.

You were the best Blue.

sfl

My brother accidentally cut his foot open with an axe about an hour ago. That’s how much humans love to maim. We do it idly as we work.

How about “Clipper”

Just sent this to my son, my brother, and my ex wife. Tee-hee.

Whoa a talking sword!

Damn I gotta get into posting in other communities

The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.

I can’t remember what it’s called, but there is a feature that changes your theme colors to match your background. Changed your background or lock screen lately?

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What are you, bragging?

I don’t want random dildos hanging out in my house without my knowledge, friendly or not. At least with the roaches, I don’t have to have a conversation.

“Is anyone aware that I have located the individual in my attic?”

I was going to say exactly this. 1,000 roaches is not that many roaches, can be easily dealt with, and pose no serious immediate threat.

One human could kill you and your entire family and then burn your house down.

I walked into a wall while reading this