Amen.

No problem, always glad to get someone out of the curse of the monthly modem fees. 😂

Good thing I have getting used to it

Oh you definitely get used to it, you just randomly start hearing what you think is an old pay phone.

Is that you, Bobby Hill?

When you think about it, it makes sense if you imagine spez was dropped on his head a lot as a child.

Don’t forget the lead and steel.

Jokes on me, my house still has some lead pipes

fix’d that for you.

Not to mention, Elon has a flatter front than a Ken doll.

Here you go, whipped this together as I hate the original:

That also, I’ve never received so many stares. Like I was a vampire from Twilight, sparkling in the sun, or had a huge booger in my nose.

It’s unfortunate that it also requires you to live within shooting range of North Korea and China. Because Japan is a nice vacation spot.

What a seriously depressing thing to hear, but I can’t say it’s surprising anymore.

But, but… think of the corporations, and the profits they could miss out on! /s

The memories, I still have 2 in the garage. People actually still pay $100 for these?

If this was a gif, it would be perfect. 🤌

The second a smoke alarm starts the low battery beeping in my house, I’m wide awake. I don’t know how someone can sleep through it.

Potato, potatoe?

This is disgusting, I like it.

Its one of the best summaries I’ve seen in a while.