Whenever this is posted, a couple Karen’s crawl out of the primordial ooze to remind us they’ve never worked retail and are incapable of empathizing with the workers (I count 2 of them in this comment section right now). I could never work retail again, people like this are as soul crushing as the manager who will reprimand you because of their 1 star review

Why did you engage with it at all, let alone upvote it

Correct. The article attempts to paint all of this in a good light, but in reality that team just “helps” them get to Denver. And the local government bemoans that Denver is full of homeless. It’s infuriating

God damn I love my Google phone. Every once in a while I check my call logs and spam text folder to see the hundreds of calls and texts it screens for me, without any notifications. It’s nice

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I could be wrong, but maybe 40% of the cookie by mass is chocolate chips? Like a 1 gram cookie containing 400 mg of chocolate chips?

I think Mayuary is my favorite, it’s not often I find an arrangement of letters that look that wrong

You’re really tempting the mods on this one. Not that I don’t agree with you.

There’s something beautiful about your typo. I’d love to know more about ladysitters

Imagine viewing fact checkers as the problem. Next level delusional

Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that The relative position of the planets and the stars Could have a special deep significance or meaning That exclusively applies to only you But, let me give you my assurance that These forecasts and predictions are all based on Solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true Where was I?

That’s the opposite of a problem

What are you trying to say

That’s intentional.

No one is forgetting that. Both governments suck and both are murdering people, but Israel is committing a genocide. That’s a bigger deal right now.

Great example of “less is more” when conveying a message

I’m skeptical of your claim

Buying the Google Pixel and getting upset that it needs the Google App to fully function seems silly

I like that you portrayed Nintendo with an ambiguous gender

Enter restaurant