And just like in life 99.9999% of the random mutations are absolute shit

Thank you for your service though

I see this as an absolute win

Nah, bro

The comments on pornhub are funnier

The Republicans are taking over so many taking points, I just can’t say some normal things anymore, like:

“I love my couch”

"The latex gloves at work fit really well and are gentle even on sensitive skin "

"I want to fuck furniture "