The police do not care about porch pirates.

I love the fact that the channel evolved from dunking on the uninformed public to full blown documentaries.

Congrats on being one of today’s lucky 10,000. 🤝

How can I get to the internet without AOL?

This. My feet are very wide. Every once in a while I’ll find a good fit (usually have to go overly long), and hope that the style is manufactured for more than a year. Otherwise it’s a nightmare finding an actual fit.

Insta-ban from Moms Against Liberty.

Wonder if it’s like when they land on a can of beer.

We can’t get to Terminator without trudging through Multiplicity first.

I used to utilize the subscription page. Then Google replaced YouTube accounts with Google accounts. I haven’t logged in since.

Yes, I’m old.

checks wildlife registry

I don’t see Trumps on the list of protected species.

And the MOVE bombings happened in my lifetime. It was all over the local news when it happened, and then off and on for years. And anniversaries.

What kind of troll are you?

A poor one.

I will cling to this schadenfreude as my friends and family are disappeared. It shall provide me warmth and comfort.

😑

I’ve got small dumblights that are motion-activated and run on AAA batteries. Bought one for the bathrooms specifically so getting up in the middle of the night to take a leak doesn’t involve turning on the full light. They worked well enough (and they were cheap enough) that we now have like 6 in various places.

I bought a cheap silicone grip case for my 3DS XL. Night and day difference. Not so cheap was the Satisfye Switch grip, but they both make playing handheld so much more pleasant. Both *systems sacrificed ergonomics for portability. Adding grips reduces portability in exchange for ergonomics. I’m okay with that.

Or at least believes themselves to be.

I just realized that the examples in the meme leave out an important part of the ensemble: calf-high white tube socks with multicolor bands at the top.

If you’re gonna rock it, rock it all the way.

Rebuild me shiny and chrome

Steel and circuits will make you whole.