I kind of love this. Our voids also scatter when the lights come on.

Final exam for Black Belt in Cat: tell 50 German shepherds to fuck off simultaneously.

And just like that, one less bumblebee now exists.

He is bad guy, but he is not bad guy

Expert level pee distance challenge unlocked

“Hey anyone wanna try this extra crack that I have?”

After being turned into a fine paste of course.

Honestly, I think most of Eggers’ flims are probably still fantastic without dialogue. The atmosphere and visuals he creates tell the story all on their own most of the time.

Hell, I couldn’t even tell you what the hell they’re saying in The Witch without subtitles and it’s still one of the best horror movies released in the last decade.

I believe the succubus is returned back to hellfire once they depart this plane of existence.

This one is my favorite so far

They’re either gonna teabag me sitting on the couch or in the middle of the night when I’m asleep, might as well get it over with.

May the Cat Distribution System bless you with haste.

Also, have you met a cat? They basically roll a nat 20 on every goddamn stealth check when they want to.

And service earns citizenship!

Ready or Not has gotten to be pretty solid.

And the ears stayed the same size the whole time!

I wouldn’t celebrate too soon. The precogs they’ve got writing stuff over at the Onion are rarely wrong, they’re just early.

You would love the movie Slaxx.

https://youtu.be/AUQOUChTUwg

Ehh toss the piano, too much clutter.