Majorllama

They are an American. It’s not like 900 dollars is some insurmountable of money to pay off in 5 years. 180 bucks a year. 15 bucks a month.

That’s literally a Spotify subscription.

I’m sorry you haven’t paid off 900 in 5 years? That’s kinda on you at that point.

I know enough to drive my car into Google headquarters soon.

For legal reasons that is a joke and I have no intentions of driving my vehicle into the Google buildings.

While we are talking about shit that Google pulls that drives us crazy can we talk about the pop-up asking me if I know about driving mode EVERY SINGLE TIME I LAUNCH MAPS FROM MY CAR.

I fuckin know about it Google. I have said yes every single goddamn time. Stop fuckin asking me.

Except for black cats…

Cause they are spooky.

Just make sure she doesn’t chill so hard she accidentally ends up in Poland without permission.

Don’t let her invade Poland anytime soon.