I honestly can’t tell if you’re doing a bit or are actually serious.

As if american measurements have ever made sense. Look up how they measure screws or wires and despair.

The avalanche has already started, it is to late for the pebbles to vote.

Just a simple tetrahedron of people.

A part of us will live forever! Join my Church Of The Forever Chemicals.

Also in your blood, brain, tissue, children, pets, …

100 miles/h is like 160 km/h, right? That’s just normal travel Speed on the highway.

High five!

Good for you, I mean that. But as much as you admire and enjoy this outfit, I don’t.

Because it look ridiculous.

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Possibly something like

surface=asphalt
smoothness=intermediate  

But I’m really not sure. You might find information at https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:surface and/or https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:smoothness

Cats like me

c<=a+b

That’s for the very simple reason I don’t know who Dean Koontz is.

VLC could play a polaroid image of the Voyager records.

No such thing as 1 mili-inch.

I thought you have “thou” (thousandth of an inch) for that?

As we say in Germany, tja.

Can you translate into 24h clock?

No, you just had a 3 hour learning experience.