Lord Wiggle

Correction: it used to be your deck and you are now property of the cat.

The cat looks like it really doesn’t like it. Please don’t force animals to do stuff against their will for some internet likes.

Know thy place hooman. Obey my demands and serve me well and I may reward you with a head bump.

Spine? What is a spine? A toy? Foodz?

He is:

A. Poser

B. Loser

C. Lier

D. Scammer

E. All of the above.

Yes it’s E.

I have 3 kittens, 10 weeks old. They wake me up by having a WWE wrestling championship on top of me. Hitting with folding chairs and everything. At 6am.

“ooh hooman, are you awake? What a coincidence, we too! Well, since you’re awake anyway, you might as well give us foodz pleazzz”

Every movement with a gun sounds like there’s a loose screw in it (it always clicks). Also it usually has a clip of 300+ bullets.

Every mouse or keyboard input into a computer, every loading bar, every screen popping up makes screaching sounds. Except when having a failing DVD drive or broken hard disk I’ve never heard any computer making these sounds.

A secret tracking or listening device has a blinking red light and beeps.

Every car, always with airconditioning, drives with open windows because of the window reflections. Even during rain, extreme heat or highly contagious zombies trying to bite you through the open window.

Mine are all still in their boxes which I still save for no reason as I never ever will use them. Whenever I need a pin, I can’t find a single box, but the boxes are always in the way when I try to find something else. It’s a weird world we live in.

What a weird cat. She’s amazing!

I have no issue playing. It runs smooth. I did encounter several bugs though. But that’s usual for games released nowadays. I hope those get patched soon. Although I’m happy it works for me, I’m sad to see so many people have much worse experiences. Game developers aren’t what they used to be. Except Larian Studios, they are great.