And the non kitten fellows! We wanted a third cat after adopting two kittens years ago. We were so over the erratic nature combined with the roll the dice luck of whether they were floor pissers, plant eaters, etc, so we decided to look for adult cats. The only one the shelter had was this mongy manky stray who was estimated to be 5 years old. When we went in the adoption room with her, she looked at us and did a massive wet shit that made us all evacuate the room. Her adoption photos make her look mangy, aloof, old, dirty, and distant, not to mention smelly.

Later, when the poo particles had settled, we went back in and picked her up. She sank into my arms and I just knew… I cried and couldn’t bear to let her go.

Four years on, her shaggy fur has became soft, her distant eyes started slow blinking and showing emotion, her little frame filled out and she became an absolute hellhound for dinner time. When you walk in the door, no matter who you are (literally, you could be a burglar), she will run up to you and do this silent meow asking to be picked up. When you hold her, she purrs so much her body shakes and she drools until her face is dripping. She will climb into bed and play little spoon at night, and she loves laps all times of the day.

We’ve had her 4 years and she no longer does wet shits, but is the same loving cat that melted when someone held her and showed her love. She converted me to older cats.

Oh darn and I was just about to

They have a whole process for that, some emails were REALLY problematic

Fun fact: I got to access to his email through my job once. It’s insane the amount of dumb fuckery people will email. One person had cc’d his email on a whole thread of emails stalking some woman.

Working titles of Twiglet and Sassy Anne. Hubs likes the latter, mainly so he can call her Sass-quatch.

Sweet baby!

That’s a great suggestion!

The universe is a bitch. She’s gorgeous and adorable but I’m getting older and can’t keep up with a kitten!

I’m learning that hahaha

This! We basically big bombed the kitty! We pay a pretty penny to our vet and they basically made her “social ready” in a few hours.

Omg I’m high and assumed you were all making a joke about useless phone features. But it actually DOES have a thermometer!

How’d it go

Thought sharenting meant split custody situations, was confused. Am a little high.

My coworker who messages me gossip like it’s a theatre performance.

Dude.
Duuuude.
OMG 😮
I have tea 🍵
[Sticker of someone looking shocked]

And it always ends up being a let down.

He did sniff it and ask for brushies after so I don’t think he was too upset with it.

I feel like this is the standard answer for everything that makes cats react. That being said, prank them gently and in moderation as you would a friend or yourself.

Healing! Good eye ;)

I’ve had my boy cat since he was six weeks old, and I know his foster momma (and bio momma!) and there’s zero reason for this, but he’s terrified of men too! So, while it could be trauma from an event, she might also just be a fearful derp.

Melon remembers you too from pressing that upvote button!

Yep, and it has a kind of ‘in bed all day’ vibe to it.