One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and woke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.
KingJalopy
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
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Cake day: July 14th, 2023
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5·14 days agoBut the points! I need to track how well my comment does…
23·14 days agoI have given rides to 2 different people to the ER when I drove for Uber. They were having heart attacks. One guy tipped me so I guess he made it after I dropped them off. Not sure about the other.
Basic bitches amirite
You don’t need it make water hot even. Just to have recipes and guides and other useless shit that loses its novelty after 3 minutes.
Looks like a catfish flexing human arms over his head
Because these places are passionate about food. The fancy ones are passionate about money and profit. I see it all over California, it’s absolutely true.
Were you actually an awesome gamer though?
Jerboa doesn’t do that in my experience.
24·1 month agoNewpipe
The poor car was setup for the Internet. It could never drive, it didn’t know. It probably never even had lessons. The Internet is fucking with cats and that never ends well.
Anything for the Internet am I right
6·2 months agoSerious question. What does a $200 router do that my shitty Xfinity One doesn’t?
You’re hired!
Toe fuck or get fucked.
Fucking throat singing metal. That’s metal AF
I used to spend hours loading roms on my Nexus. Now I just spend hours removing Google from themselves