I’m confused what the pink hat is supposed to have to do with the rest of the images

I don’t even know what you put chives in. I think I had them in scrambled eggs like once?

I feel like I’m confused on what the definition of “liberal” is.

Didn’t captain America literally become a fugitive of the state

Yes because the CIA definitely cares about LGBTQ rights

I get the joke but c’mon they definitely don’t.

We need Year of Luigi 2 right fucking now

In the words of Lady Tremaine,

“I said if…”

Appeasement has worked in the past right? /s

Yeah even if he doesn’t get assassinated, I do think he’s nothing more than an idiotic puppet for the real enemies to democracy to command.

Sorry man nothing in the constitution says you can’t run for president on life support /s

He’s already “joking” about a 3rd term.

Thing is, this clown doesn’t joke.

Dark Brandon Forever

They know, that’s the point.

Yes

Yell yeah probably in about 4 and a half years if we’re lucky

Vance wishes he was a hillbilly. The fucker puts cast iron in the dishwasher.

I don’t make banana bread very often because I make a damn good banana bread from a recipe my mother showed me (that I’m certain she got online) and I have absolutely zero self control, so the entire load will be gone in two to three days.

I don’t recall paying you to have an existential crisis

Literally me lol