Imagine being born under an off-brand star.

Yeah susan, quit being a cunt.

Its in one of the best positions too.

Get your mouth off that.

Good to know!

You could remove the hollow metal cylinders on the bar itself. They prevent your clamp from sliding off.

Lets be honest men, we’ve all tried this at some point.

Cat: Hmm? Well gionny better watch his tail.

I also enjoy lying on peaches

That’s not Eevee that’s Pikachu. You’re welcome.

Congratulations, your suffering evolved into lower back pain!

Micro-suffer

More like faint from heat exhaustion.

Amazing 🥲

What’s wrong with its eyes?

They’re making a plan to escape. The cat just wants to make sure all the loose ends are handled before it uncuffs the guy.

You’ve done a good thing.

This is an allegory.

I suspect this is satire but in case its not. Its not the children themselves that are paying, its the parent that pays for whatever their critters demand.