… I reluctantly accept your offer.

I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?

Finna give ‘im the ol’ skippity pap

M’aiq? I’ve been calling him ‘Mike’ this whole time. Why didn’t somebody tell me?

Is love.

I bet he’s not even a real doctor!

Next time, try hiding behind a single blade of grass.

I mean, you did take his picture.

Saw this post while on the toilet, was making the exact same face.

They could connect it to the Internet, I guess.

You can… resist?

Girlfriend at the time noticed this on my phone and had some choice questions for me.

Accelerating at 9.8 m/s^2!