Lies. Cats don’t ask questions, they assert their rightful place.

Stop doing whatever you do, adore me!

Psst, are you sleeping?

totally unrelated time in the screenshot, I’m sure

Just updated apps on my phone. Appears to be doing three updates at once. Still, a huge improvement.

well, obviously, we all know that cats love some dairy products and sometimes these are hidden in the tree tops. Duh!