Janx

Does she let you trim her claws? What about getting her into a carrier to go to the vet? My cat loves me, but freaks out when I try. Wish there was a way to do those without stressing her out…

I wouldn’t recommend it. Zero first-hand knowledge, but I’ve heard their Loss Prevention department is diligent and ruthless. Apparently, they carefully document and tabulate the total theft of return shoplifters. Then, when they have the chance to catch them, they hold on for longer without doing anything. The thief gets emboldened (and has no idea the total dollar amount). Then, Target swoops in, and has law enforcement there waiting. Suddenly, it’s a felony charge based on the accumulated loss…

He’ll enjoy Rainbow Bridge snacks when he’s done with snacks in this world… And not a moment sooner!

“Hey, you know that chat bot that’s churning through billions in money and drinkable water every year to guess the answers to questions, lie, hallucinate, and gaslight false info? You know, the one that will never be profitable, but every giant company has a hard-on for, despite almost no one liking it…? What if we made it even more unreliable and inaccurate, by forcing in Corporate Answers™. And yeah, the customer still has to pay for it…”

Working with Blorp.

She’s glorious!

Yes, please. I’ll order two of them!

I don’t think you translated the 2nd paragraph. Google says it’s roughly:

After I finally understood that my cat didn’t want to jump onto the potentially wet windowsill, I built her a cat ladder with a connecting passageway.

Anyway, I hope someday someone loves me as much as you love little Miez!