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3 months agoDibs on the bike!
Dibs on the bike!
It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose
“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)
Don’t know what OP used, butBitly can do that.
You remember the face of your father.
Napoleon Dynadidn’t